Ketatopics

Weird money flows, currencies doing backflips, and small exchanges moving like they own the world. Insights from a tired quant who’s seen it all; Not advice.

Prices should make sense. Sometimes they don’t; Not advice.

Whales, pumps, and chains doing things that make “efficient” markets look silly, let's take a look. Not advice.

An unfiltered deadpan chronicle of strange market flows, obscure anomalies, and curiosities as janitorial cleanup.